Fairly Average Dance Band: So Fresh, Still Average (expired event)

Think Venga Boys with added tuba, Britney with much more testosterone and Love Shack with 100% more piano accordion than you've heard it with before (unless you came to the last show, in which case it will be exactly the same, just slightly worse). 

 

So if you, like us, have had a lifetime of questionable decision making, why not make just one more poor choice and come party with us. Expect another decidedly average evening: a ninety-minute power set of mediocre fashion, genuinely terrible dance moves and more cowbell than anyone expects or needs.